Announcement

**Tom Landry** · 12-29-2012, 05:36 PM

Michael Kafka: shurg

**w24olfpack** · 12-29-2012, 10:11 PM

Nicely done Bob. Nicely done.

**Red Zone** · 01-02-2013, 08:54 PM

Week 5

Colt McCoy: can you say...MVP?

Philip Rotzell: shut up already
Colt McCoy: My uniform doesnt even need washed, no sacks no knockdowns and only 1 hurry
Ryan Mallett: you beat the old man, next time i'll be playin
Philip Rotzell: pffft...get comfy on the bench punk
Philip Mathis: like you got comfy on the ground today?
Ryan Mallett: hey! this is for QBs only!
Phillip Mathis: Quarterbacks ought to wear skirts
Colt McCoy: I bet you dont get this much tail at the bars Mathis Muhahahaaaa
Ernest McIntyre: sup guys
Jake Locker: did you really lose to Richmond?
TJ Jordan: a cpu team?
Phil Moran: he was wearin a skirt
Jimmie Matock: hard to thow with one of those on
Emmitt Dayoc: and you know this because....?
Colin Kaepernick: he must have worn one...once
Sam Bradford: or twice LOL
Cam Newton: Flacco wouldnt have done that
Matthew Stafford: better sit up straight...he might be here watchin
Broderick Hanks: The NFC East better watch out
Grady Banks: yeah, the minimum wage qb is gettin hot
TJ Jordan: we have punters makin what you make
Tim Tebow: i hear im about to be traded
Wade Burroughs: really? to who?
Tim Tebow: dunno...but our new GM dealt for a QB tonight
JJ Sutton: better stop praying and start winning
Howie Barrett: too late...The Aints are marchin in
Nolan Greer: 53 passes? really?
Gene Chandler: His RBs were wearin skirts
Gilbert Washington: Laugh it up bench warmer
Arnold Garrison: listen to the guy who got hurt in summer league
Vernon Coles: talk about guys who wear skirts
Ryan Tannehill: who are you?
Vernon Coles: The Browns QB
Andrew Luck: The Browns still have a team?
Kurt Roberts: depends what you call a team
Myron Herrlich: at least they have a GM
Jimmy Claussen: didnt look like you needed one today
Tyrod Taylor: pack your bags Tebow
Corwin Doyle: cold blooded
Michael Kafka: LOL...no just cheaper
Alfred Shuman: yeah...about 40 mil a yr cheaper
Vernon Wilcox: So...Miami lost today huh?
Scottie Kirk: you lost too dumbass
Tyrod Taylor: ummm...so did you
Jake Locker: who IS this guy?
Vernon Coles: beats me
Matthew Stafford: dude, everybody beats you
Wes Battle: 3 yrs 60 mil and a ball cap...life is good
Michael Kafka: shurg
Tim Tebow: you bastage

**Marv** · 01-02-2013, 10:15 PM

Great work! AGAIN!!

**tab** · 01-03-2013, 10:33 AM

Nice

**zbuckley** · 01-03-2013, 11:57 AM

**Red Zone** · 01-05-2013, 07:03 PM

Week 6

Philip Rotzell: Maybe now that punk Mallett will sit down at the end of the bench and keep his yap shut
Ryan Mallett: One lucky game
Phillip Rotzell: better look again, i was Player of the week...this is MY team
Ryan Mallett: take some geritol and be quiet old man
Myron Herrlich: somebody say old man?
Colt McCoy: you werent player of the week...shut up
Myron Herrlich: still bitter huh?
Colt McCoy: still the frontrunner for MVP biatch
Phil Moran: you wont be after this next game
Ernest McIntyre: we're waitin on ya too
Jimmie Matock: I doubt you'll even be healthy by the time you play us
Phil Moran: whats the Indy backup QBs name?
Dean Baruffi: sup
Ernest McIntyre: LMAO...there he is
Jimmie Matock: how do ya say that? Bah Ruffie? like a dog?
Cam Newton: i think its roofie...kinda makes me wonder
Vernon Coles: i guess you guys know who i am now?
Cam Newton: yeah, somebody has to run the Leagues 4th lowest scoring offense
Randy Griffin: thats that cleveland team right?
Sam Bradford: who the hell are you?
Randy Griffin: The New Bengals QB
Sam Bradford: puhlease...the bungles dont have any new players...just old worn out has beens
Vernon Coles: what team is in last place right now then?
Cam Newton: Im surrounded by has beens and scrubs
Scottie Kirk: yeah me too...look at my WRs
Andrew Luck: you're lucky to even be on a roster dude
Scottie Kirk: lucky? now thats some funny ****
Andrew Luck: wont be funny next season when you're baggin groceries for a living
Wade Burroughs: spoken like a true bust
Kurt Roberts: a bigger bust than Dolly Parton
Ryan Tannehill: who is she?
Jimmy Claussen: some old broad with big ****
Wade Burroughs: she used to sing country music
Ryan Tannehill: was this back in the day? when your chiefs actually won games?
Jimmy Claussen: yeah, back when you were still wettin the bed kid
Kurt Roberts: dont worry kid, you'll grow
Matthew Stafford: grow this
TJ Jordan: bunch of old farts...toldja we would win the NFC East
Broderick Hanks: isnt it about time for you to get injured?
Grady Banks: Mr Hanks, your wheel chair is here
Matthew Stafford: he doesnt need a wheel chair...he uses a cane
TJ Jordan: Cowboys and Eagles back to back...time to take control of this division
Grady Banks: hopefully you wont mind the a$$whippin we're about to put on you
Broderick Hanks: be gentle, he missed 16 games over the past 2 seasons before this one
Emmitt Dayoc: yeah thats why Indy Traded him and went with old man McCoy
Jake Locker: McCoy aint so bad, he just isnt as good as me...but who is?
Colin Kaepernick: nobody is Jake...you're a legend in your own mind
JJ Sutton: and i bet thats a hard job, as big as your head is
Jake Locker: ill show ya how big my head is week 11, in front of your own fans
Colin Kaepernick: wait, who is in first place? oh yeah...MY BEARS!!
Emmitt Dayoc: dont get too used to that needledick
Colin Kaepernick: thats Kaepernick
JJ Sutton: yeah thats what he said
Howie Barrett: no...thats what SHE said
Nolan Greer: maybe it was a he/she
Jesse Jordan: sup guys
Howie Barrett: man they'll let ANYBODY in here huh? who the hell are you?
Jesse Jordan: New Tampa Bay QB
Tim Tebow: what happened to Vernon Wilcox?
Nolan Greer: benched for this wannabe
Tyrod Taylor: same way you will be Tim
Tim Tebow: ok wannabe...bring it
Tyrod Taylor: i wont have to, your money is weighing you down already
Alfred Shuman: start charging for admission and these low life's couldnt get in here
Corwin Doyle: how do we keep you out?
Michael Kafka: dont let anybody in that cant score 2 TDs per game
Alfred Shuman: wait till you lose your job to Battle
Wes Battle: no rush...20 mil a yr to wear this ballcap is a pretty good gig
Corwin Doyle: so no backups, and no low scoring teams QBs...any other rules?
Michael Kafka: nah...that should cover it when you lose your job to Raffensberger
Gilbert Washington: hey Baruffi...are the benches in Indy comfortable?
Dean Baruffi: oh, are you healthy enough now to take off your skirt and play in games?
Wes Battle: shurg
Albert Finley: smh

**Red Zone** · 01-07-2013, 08:33 PM

Week 7

Wes Battle: careful old man, a couple more games like that and you'll be watching me Play
Michael Kafka: shurg
Gary Williams: tied for first...feels good
Vernon Coles: keep that seat warm, first round picks dont sit the bench for long
Cam Newton: you're ****tin me...right?
Randy Griffin: feelin a little Pressure Cam?
Cam Newton: Only Pressure I feel is rememberin which one of you scrubs plays where
Sam Bradford: I know what you mean
Cam Newton: sure you do...scrub
Corwin Doyle: now, now...lets try and treat each other with respect
Earnest Raffensberger: respect this you bum...get ready to sit the bench
Gilbert Washington: you wont last long either hamburger
Earnest Raffensberger: Thats Raffensberger
Gilbert Washington: yeah...thats what I said...hamburger
Alfred Shuman: can i make that a meal...and super size it please?
Nolan Greer: smh, we won again
Albert Finley: no, I won again...you just keep handin off
Howie Barrett: he did complete 30 passes
Albert Finley: and you completed 27...who won the game?
Tim Tebow: god always has a plan
Jesse Jordan: really?
Matthew Stafford: no...not really, he doesnt watch Football
Broderick Hanks: God is an eagles fan
TJ Jordan: enjoy those 5 TD passes old man
Grady Banks: yeah they may be the last 5 you ever throw LOL
Jake Locker: look who's back in first place in the NFC North
Emmitt Dayoc: not for long
Colin Kaepernick: tough talk from the 3rd place teams QB
Emmitt Dayoc: quiet down there needledick
Colin kaepernick: thats Kaepernick
JJ Sutton: yeah...thats what he said
Myron Herrlich: we can win the AFC South
Colt McCoy: like hell...this is our year
Andrew Luck: show some class or Flacco will show up and give you a beatdown
Leon Sheldon: hi guys
Myron Herrlich: LMAO...and you are?
Leon Sheldon: New Titans QB
Colt McCoy: talk to us after YOU beat the Jets
Phil Moran: Lucky game McCoy
Andrew Luck: Id rather be Lucky than good
Jimmie Matock: Obviously
Phillip Rotzell: Good one Matock
Jimmie Matock: shut up old man, you lost to Miami? really?
Ernest McIntyre: same way you will lose to Miami
Phil Moran: dont get carried away kid
Ryan Tannehill: Denver...goin to the Franchise Bowl
Wade Burroughs: did you guys get good seats?
Jimmy Claussen: 50 yard line...3 rows back
Kurt Roberts: LOL...couldnt afford the front row?
Ryan Tannehill: we left those for you...so you can see what a winning team looks like
Joe Flacco: none of you is worthy of a Franchise Bowl appearance
Joel Tapscott: they should cancel the game this year
Jake Locker: maybe we could let you two has beens play in it instead
Colt McCoy: nah....nobody would watch that
Jimmie Matock: easy Flacco, Im gonna play in this years Bowl
Joe Flacco: just make sure that punk Locker doesnt 3 peat
Jake Locker: hey now...dont hate the player...hate the game
Cam Newton: Stillers...you watch and see

**zbuckley** · 01-08-2013, 07:18 PM

For sure Flacco is trolling these wannabe QB's. Kiss the rings and the records. LOL

**Red Zone** · 01-11-2013, 10:16 PM

Week 8

TJ Jordan: Hey Locker, I though REAL QBs didnt get hurt
Jake Locker: How many rings you got?
Phil Moran: dont worry, you have 4 weeks to shine yours now
Colin Kaepernick: Da Bears are in control now
Emmitt Dayoc: not for long needledick
Colin Kaepernick: thats...Kaepernick
JJ Sutton: thats what he said...lmao
Phillip Rotzell: we had the week off
Ernest McIntyre: didnt you take last week off too?
Colt McCoy: yeah, same way you took this week off
Jimmie Matock: was that your backup playing at the end of the game?
Ernest McIntyre: laugh it up Matock, wait till the Colts get through with you
Colt McCoy: I hear respect and it sounds damn good
Myron Herrlich: better tape it then, cause it aint gonna last any longer than you will
Andrew Luck: wow, the old man sounds ****y
Henry Nowlin: make room for the new Titans QB
Ryan Tannehill: sit down there at the end of the bench
Wade Burroughs: yeah that way the rookie they draft can take your seat without disturbing us
Kurt Roberts: "stillers" he said.....pfffft
Cam Newton: we took the week off too
Kirk Cousins: we didnt
Arnold Garrison: you believe this scrub is the QB of the AFC Norths 1st place team?
Sam Bradford: tell him to sit next to Nowlin LOL
Jimmy Claussen: so thats 2 wins now Sam
Broderick Hanks: so how much do you get for each win?
Sam Bradford: divide 39 Mil by the number of wins
Grady Banks: and then divide 3.72 Mil by the number of Eagles wins LOL
Matthew Stafford: do you guys get food stamps with your paychecks?
Nolan Greer: Do the Eagles locker rooms even have running water?
Howie Barrett: Team Meetings by candelight
Jesse Jordan: leave the poor old guy alone
Tim Tebow: emphasis on POOR
Alfred Shuman: ding ding ding...winner
Gilbert Washington: careful...Flaccos probably still watchin
Corwin Doyle: better sit up straight
Michael Kafka: shurg
Wes Battle: hey Kafka, id sure like to play some this season
Michael kafka: why? you have the best gig in all of sports
Wes Battle: 20 mil to wear a ballcap...life is pretty good i guess
Joe Flacco: im ashamed of you guys
Jake Locker: hes just ****ed he never made 20 mil per season
Wes Battle: shurg
Nolan Greer: smh

**Red Zone** · 01-17-2013, 02:32 PM

Week 10

Jake Locker: Look TJ Jordan got hurt...shocking
TJ Jordan: oh shut up and go polish your rings
Colt McCoy: every year...like clockwork
Phillip Rotzell: maybe teams should have traded for one of our QBs
Ryan Mallett: yeah, like maybe...you
Phillip Rotzell: hows that seat on the bench kid? you get to see the games?
Clarence Flemming: enjoy it while ya can...old man
Matthew Stafford: with scrubs like you guys sittin behind him, that could be 3 more seasons
Broderick Hanks: Vet QBs unite...I like it
Sam Bradford: somebody pass the hat around for Hanks, i heard he's eatin Chili 3 nights a week
Tim Tebow: so much for unity huh Hanks?
Wade Burroughs: let the young QBs play...just so they pay me
Howie Barrett: yep, let teams lose if thats their goal
Cam Newton: you guys all suck, what terrible attitudes
Corwin Doyle: sit YOUR ass on the bench behind some scrub rookie or 2nd yr guy...see how you feel
Grady Banks: Thats not a problem in Dallas
Emmitt Dayoc: no, the problem in Dallas is LOSING
Colin Kaepernick: same problem you're gonna have this week
Emmitt Dayoc: be quiet Kaeperprick
Colin Kaepernick: thats...Kaepernick
JJ Sutton: yeah, thats what he said LOL
Michael Kafka: its not hard keepin the young punks on the bench, ya just gotta win
Wes Battle: and pay em 20 mil a season
Broderick Hanks: i think im gonna be sick
Gilbert Washington: do you even have health care in Philly?
Earnest Raffensberger: probably public assistance...at the free clinic
Alfred Shuman: maybe they give them an access card
Henry Nowlin: whats up guys?
Jake Locker: uh oh...the scubs are REALLY showin up now
Jimmie Matock: what team do you play for?
Henry Nowlin: Tennessee
Phil Moran: The Volunteers?
Henry Nowlin: no, the Titans
Ernest McIntyre: they still have a team?
Arnold Garrison: yeah, the Browns still have one too
Vernon Coles: beat it old man, the Browns are tied for 1st place unlike your Bengals
Jimmy Claussen: get the truck outta here... the BROWNS are tied for 1st
Andrew Luck: they would rather be lucky than good
Myron "rex" Herrlich: that stopped being funny weeks ago
Kurt Roberts: The Jaguars are still funny though...Rex
Ryan Tannehill: oh? and the Raiders arent?
Robert Griffin III: where's burroughs at? i heard he was talkin ****e on me
Wade Burroughs: u bastage, how 'bout winnin a game once in a while?
Robert Griffin III: you crazy old fart, you mean like you did?
Brandon Johnson: you should respect your elders
Vernon Wilcox: thats right, so why dont you?
Jesse Jordan: respect? gimme a break
Jimmie Matock: im lost...who are those guys?
Colt McCoy: Tampa Bay's QBs
Jake Locker: didnt you play in Tampa for a while Colt?
Colt McCoy: yeah, but they let me go
TJ Jordan: so you got paroled?
Phil Moran: time off for good behavior?
Colt McCoy: they wanted to go in a "different direction"
Nolan Greer: yeah....down LMAO
Cam Newton: its still gonna be my year
Jimmie Matock: we'll see
Jake Locker: 3 peat is still comin
Emmitt Dayoc: dont count on it
Phil Moran: i cant wait to see what he says next week after the Bears and Kaeperwhateverhisnameis beat them
Colin Kaepernick: thats K a e p e r n i c k
Matthew Stafford: dayummmm....the kid can spell
Jimmie Matock: thats like...yahtzee with triple bonus points
Michael Kafka: shurg
Nolan Greer: smh

**Red Zone** · 10-16-2013, 07:24 PM

TJ Jordan: Who's your Daddy now?
Jimmie Matock: oh Please...tell us how Great you are

EJ Manuel: Enjoy it Injury Boy, starting next season the Iggles take over
Grady Banks: Look at these 2 wannabes, relying on their running games and defenses
Matt Barkley: Its Redskin time in the NFC East
Jake Locker: I think your watch is broken Barkley
Ernest McIntyre: At least you're not stuck in Miami

Emmitt Dayoc: Yeah the snow In Wisconsisn is so much nicer than these beaches

Gilbert Brewer: Look, the old men are arguing

Ernie Jasper: Da Bears will win the NFC North
Randall Wolf: Hey Punk, take a seat...IM the Bears QB
Ernie Jasper: Not for long scrub, I have the pedigree
Nolan Greer: Isnt that a Dog Food Label?
Junior Woodard: You prefer Dirty Bird Food I guess
Geno Smith: "Nothin could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning"
Howie Barrett: I dunno, I left at the twilight with a ton of bonus Money

TJ Jordan: now we have rookies and retired guys in here?
Jimmie Matock: well we let injury prone guys in
Matthew Stafford: seems to me Matock was hurt last season too
Joe Flacco: sit up straight Matock!
Alfred Shuman: Easy Joe...the kid just lost a Bowl Game
Robert Griffin lll: Only cause he wasnt playin your Rams

Rod Sweeney: look its RG3...my backup
Kurt Roberts: He used to be my backup
Kelly Brandon: do you guys share skirts when you are injured?
Wes Battle: Shut up Brandon, you musta worn a skirt to convince Seattle to pay all that to get you
Kelly Brandon: nah, I just told them you were old and washed up
Kyle Lincoln: lol and you did SO much better Kelly
Tim Tebow: listen to Kyle, another injury waiting to happen
Colt McCoy: Its Ok, I came back to this Division to make sure the Jags win it and Not the Colts
Ryan Tannehill: how did that work our for you last season, Colt?
Eddie Dawson: not much differently than it worked out for you
Ken Stabler: Didnt Oakland get a better QB than you...yet?
Jimmy Claussen: they were too cheap to sign me
Cam Newton: or too smart

Vernon Coles: Stillers goin down this yr Cam
Terry Carter: Ravens will smash you both
Johnny Marsh: ahem, who won our division last yr?

Ryan Mallett: The Bungles!!
Phil Moran: quiet over there...choker

Emmitt Dayoc: wow...thats rough comin from a retired dude
Jimmie Matock: he knew it was time to get out, any word on who replaces you Phil?
TJ Jordan: you guys hijacked my thread...this was supposed to be about The Champion Giants and their MVP QB
Colin Kaepernick: his latest injury is a swelled head

Announcement

What if FFL QBs were friends on facebook?

What if FFL QBs were friends on facebook?

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment